Okay, I’m positive I have some type of problem now. I was doing well with people, actually starting to get along with more people in general and all-in-all becoming less irritating. And then I go and do something like this. I guess you can say that I cannot resist expressing myself whenever possible. Once I get inspiration, it MUST BE SET FREE! I get myself in trouble by speaking my mind at all times, but to hold everything in would kill me. Therefore, I now present you with this, the end of my “friendship” with any webcam girls:

THE ARROGANCY.NET GUIDE TO BECOMING A WEBCAM GIRL!

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Got your P.C.? Got your Internet connection? Great! Now all you have to do is get a webcam and a website started.

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Just enter any Internet chat-room with a scanned picture of yourself. Once everyone figures out that you’re a woman, everything changes! You will be immediately given operator status, your opinion matters more than it would if you had a doctorate in the subject at hand, and you will be messaged by 82 different people the moment that you enter into the channel! Eventually, a webmaster, a rich guy, or a network administrator will fall for you. Once this is done, you can move in for the kill!

You don’t have to flirt with the guy, you don’ t even have to be nice to them - just TALK to them! By your actions at singling them out, you will capture their hearts and they will be willing to do anything for you! Hint to the fact that you are thinking about starting a “webcam girl” site and you will get a webcam express mailed to you along with unlimited free server space! In order to keep the free server space, you will be required to pay attention to the guy every once in a while, but that is a small price to pay compared with the hundreds-thousands that others pay a month, right?

This done, you can finally start your site! Writing talent? Content? An actual purpose to the site?! Who needs those!? Once you say that you’re a woman, every word that you type will immediately have some type of relevance to the future of humanity as a whole. However, the image that you want to portray is what will have an effect on your Internet well being. For this, you have one of these choices:

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